Episode 47

Baseball Sweeps Oregon Straight Out Of Goss, Ryan Brown Helps Point Where To Go, Jacob Melton Is Back To Crushing Baseballs, And Men's And Women's Golf Head To Regionals

In this episode of the Belligerent Beavs Podcast, we recap Baseball's series sweep of Oregon, highlight the Ryan Brown home plate confrontation, get excited for the return of Jacob Melton's power stroke, celebrate Pat Casey's number retirement, and update on Men's and Women's Golf as they head to Regionals.

  • Speaker A: Welcome to another episode of the Belision Abuse Podcast.

    Speaker A: It is Sunday, May 8, 2021.

    Speaker A: Happy Mother's Day.

    Speaker C: It's all a blur now.

    Speaker C: Anyway.

    Speaker A: Hang on.

    Speaker A: Mother's Day 2021 was a fun time, and that is Mother's Day 2022.

    Speaker B: There you go.

    Speaker B: Happy Mother's Day, guys.

    Speaker A: Happy Mother.

    Speaker A: Happy Mother's Day today.

    Speaker A: Happy Mother's Day last year.

    Speaker A: Happy Mother's Day to all of the mothers throughout time, except to anyone trying to overturn Roe v.

    Speaker A: Wade.

    Speaker A: F*** you, m************.

    Speaker A: Happy Mother's Day to all the great moms out there this year.

    Speaker A: Last year and all of the previous 10 million years of the Earth has been in existence.

    Speaker A: Mothers of all species have existed.

    Speaker A: There we go.

    Speaker B: Nail this.

    Speaker B: What's up, guys?

    Speaker C: Intro I've ever heard on anything, Terry.

    Speaker A: Exactly.

    Speaker C: Women from what do you say?

    Speaker C: A million years ago.

    Speaker A: 5 million years ago, have been acknowledged on the Litter and Peace podcast.

    Speaker A: We are the most pro women Oregon State Sports top 100 sports podcasts in Japan on the Internet for a reason that earned that's the deal that we've been threatening for this whole almost year, just three days short of a year.

    Speaker B: Wow.

    Speaker A: As we mentioned, this is a perfect opener into our first birthday, which will be on May 11, the anniversary of our first episode ever being published on the Internet, on Spotify, on Apple podcast and the seven other weird podcasting services that somehow people listen to.

    Speaker A: If you're a pocket cast person, then cool.

    Speaker A: But I literally don't know why.

    Speaker A: But also, thank you.

    Speaker C: Better for Stitcher.

    Speaker C: Yeah.

    Speaker B: Stitcher used to be big.

    Speaker B: Like, what happened to them?

    Speaker A: Stitcher might still be, like, low key big.

    Speaker A: I don't know, but I have to pay for Stitcher.

    Speaker B: I like the people who listen to us just on a web browser.

    Speaker B: It just says web.

    Speaker A: Podcast by going to the website itself and listening on my desktop.

    Speaker A: Thank you, Ben's parents and Ben's parents friend.

    Speaker B: This is then probably our anniversary of recording the first episode, probably because we didn't just release it immediately.

    Speaker B: Back then, I was probably the most amateur audio editor of all time.

    Speaker A: No, you've edited so many terrible but also amazing rap songs that's from our time as want to be Jack Harlow's in the Paris of the Pacific Northwest.

    Speaker A: Here's a hypothetical.

    Speaker A: I think Jack Harlow is a fine, good popular rapper.

    Speaker A: Would any of us have become Jack Harlow had we just stuck with it?

    Speaker A: Yes.

    Speaker A: And like, only all of us for a second.

    Speaker A: There are times.

    Speaker A: And this is three douchey mid 30s white guys on a podcast right now.

    Speaker A: So I don't want to be douchey or whatever.

    Speaker A: Not douchey three chugy mid 30s.

    Speaker A: There he goes on a podcast.

    Speaker A: All right, now we're politically correct, so I don't want to be like, oh, we would have changed their app game, whatever.

    Speaker A: Jack Carlo is good, but he's also just kind of like, fine.

    Speaker A: It's very practical.

    Speaker A: Jp, please play 5 seconds of any Jack Carlo song.

    Speaker A: I don't care what Freddie you was in, you can't offer me keep dreaming pineapple juice.

    Speaker B: Like, it was sweet.

    Speaker A: I can't think of, like, an amazing Jack.

    Speaker A: I've just heard Jack Harlow, and I've been like, yeah, he's good.

    Speaker C: I've heard of Jack Harlow.

    Speaker B: That's it.

    Speaker B: You only heard of them.

    Speaker C: What?

    Speaker A: Betty is probably out of this, JP, you and I.

    Speaker A: No offense, Betty.

    Speaker A: Your hair is so much better than both of ours.

    Speaker A: That's why we're wearing hats right now.

    Speaker A: And you're not Benny with the good cough, not Benny with the Jack Carlo rhymes.

    Speaker A: Had we dropped everything and just focused on wrapping, would we be as good as Jack Harlow?

    Speaker A: I think it's a fair question.

    Speaker B: I have a fair answer.

    Speaker A: I'm not even saying as successful or as famous as Jack Harlow, but I'm thinking just as good at rapping as Jack Harlow.

    Speaker A: And I hope that you did play 5 seconds of Jack Harlow.

    Speaker B: Yes.

    Speaker B: Okay.

    Speaker A: I don't know where I have to go from here.

    Speaker A: It's just an interesting hypothetical.

    Speaker A: Had sophomore year, we've been like, you know what?

    Speaker A: F*** school.

    Speaker B: We didn't do that.

    Speaker A: I didn't.

    Speaker A: I almost got kicked out.

    Speaker A: And actually, I was at a happy mother's day again.

    Speaker A: To all the moms, I said the twins game with my parents today.

    Speaker A: And somehow when my dad and I were just chatting, I think the spring break, after I got off of academic probation my sophomore year, my dad took me to see DL Hugley stand up live.

    Speaker C: It's the most random.

    Speaker A: I think you live in Minneapolis, but it's hilarious.

    Speaker A: You just happened to be there.

    Speaker A: My dad was like, let's go to stand up.

    Speaker A: And that was where we had a conversation where he was like, I'm happy you turned it around, Terry.

    Speaker A: And then DL Hue was on stage, and I was just really happy that we were in, like, the 30th throw as opposed to the 12th throw, because Del Hugley does great crowd work in all of his stand up.

    Speaker A: And I think I was 20 years old, and my dad got me beers at the deal Hugley show.

    Speaker A: So I don't think I had the charisma at that point in my life to deal with DL Hugley spotting this f****** really young white kid with his dad in the crowd and being like, what are you guys here?

    Speaker A: What are you celebrating?

    Speaker A: My dad being like, my son get enough academic probation like, both of us, and I wouldn't have known what to do.

    Speaker A: That's what our Patreon dollars are going to go for is a private, Glu legal agent B show where he can finally Erost me and my dad in front of people.

    Speaker C: It's just a roast of Terry horsemen featuring only Deo Hughilly for an hour and a half.

    Speaker A: Oh, my God.

    Speaker A: Roast of me would be so bad, I would get massacred.

    Speaker C: Awesome.

    Speaker A: It would be fun.

    Speaker A: You'd be the executioner, JP, I've given you both so much material over the almost two decades that we've all been friends.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: Thread a book, Terry.

    Speaker B: Try.

    Speaker B: You've never done trying.

    Speaker A: Anyway, I don't know how we got on that.

    Speaker A: How did we get here?

    Speaker B: No idea.

    Speaker A: No idea.

    Speaker A: Whatever.

    Speaker C: It's Mother's Day 2012.

    Speaker A: Welcome to the first ever Belligerent Beef Podcast.

    Speaker A: But no, JP, you're right.

    Speaker A: This is probably around the time that we recorded the first ever episode and we're like, let's just do this thing and see how it works.

    Speaker A: And it's worked.

    Speaker A: I guess we are wearing more podcast specific merch than we were then because we didn't have any.

    Speaker B: I drank an eleven year old Bud Light in the time frame from then to now.

    Speaker A: You did podcast, you probably wouldn't have found that eleven year old Bud Light.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: Or at least never told anyone about it.

    Speaker B: Or probably not drink it.

    Speaker A: I feel like we should save that for Wednesday on the spaces.

    Speaker A: I think that's a good topic for the year in review of this Belligerent Beef's first birthday celebration, the Drunkest Oregon State Podcast on the Internet celebrating all things Harvard of the Pac Twelve Paris of the Pacific Northwest.

    Speaker A: Join us on Twitter Spaces Wednesday, May 1108:00 P.m.

    Speaker A: Pacific Time.

    Speaker A: We've got a lot of awesome special guests joining us.

    Speaker A: Flagrant magazine and Oregon State Alum Ash and Batussa will be hanging out with us.

    Speaker A: We've got former Oregon State football players James Dawkiri and Marcus Graves who are going to be hanging out and talking Beaver football with us, as well as lots of other fun folks and awesome people from the Oregon State sports Twitter sphere.

    Speaker A: It's going to be a good time.

    Speaker A: What else are you doing on Wednesday night?

    Speaker A: Like, come on, it's going to be a good time.

    Speaker A: May 11, crack a drink, open a bottle wine, pop a bottle of champagne and celebrate with us our first birthday.

    Speaker A: It'll be the most fun first birthday ever.

    Speaker A: Guaranteed.

    Speaker B: There's one person who's guaranteed to not be invited.

    Speaker A: Who is that?

    Speaker C: Dillon Rice?

    Speaker A: Dylan Brooks is not invited.

    Speaker A: And honestly, that s*** popped off.

    Speaker A: That's like such a Shakespearean way that we were talking s*** about Dylan Brooks and then that whole s*** with him and GP Two popped off after we had recorded, but before we had published.

    Speaker A: That kind of made me mad because I was talking about just how excited I was just to watch a GP Two in this series.

    Speaker B: Yeah, we rallied the Beaver family to join the cause.

    Speaker B: I mean, that was like the sole purpose of why Beaver Nations should be pulling for Golden State in something that is probably blasphemous to many of our listeners, given that the majority of them are presumably Blazer fans or presumably Timber Rolls fans.

    Speaker A: Okay, most people on the planet are Timber Rolls fan.

    Speaker B: Yeah, they just love to suffer.

    Speaker C: Yeah, well, I'm a Blazer fan and I'm definitely cheering for golden sake because if there's a chance that GP Two can come back for, let's say the NBA Finals.

    Speaker C: Yeah, that'd be a pretty incredible story.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: I do think we should get into this because it's actually gotten kind of crazier.

    Speaker B: And I know this is very slightly related to Oregon State, but first, from that play, it is like just divided the Internet in a way that I did not anticipate because it's gotten pretty toxic out there.

    Speaker B: And so many people have convinced themselves or have been convinced that that's a basketball play and they don't see it otherwise.

    Speaker A: Right.

    Speaker B: And I think part of it is they start to look back at the reputation of other warriors like Draymond Green and they go, well, Draymond has done that kind of stuff before, which is actually not true.

    Speaker B: For one, this is just at the record straight.

    Speaker B: He's never actually gotten like a flagrant two for an excessive play like that.

    Speaker B: He's gotten two technicals in the throttle of the games.

    Speaker B: He's never got a flagrant two in the playoffs.

    Speaker A: Well, wasn't his fault on Brand Clark a straight flagrant two, though?

    Speaker A: No.

    Speaker B: Well, yes and no, but they called it because it was two sequential flagrant ones in the same play.

    Speaker B: So they said that they both were worthy of flagrant fouls.

    Speaker B: Thus is excessive.

    Speaker B: And he gave them a flagrant two, which is actually not how you apply that rule anyways.

    Speaker B: But they also then look at that same play and there's like beat writers and silence reporters for the Grizzlies who are like who called out Gary and said, the difference is that Gary Payne didn't know how to land thus.

    Speaker A: That's asinine.

    Speaker B: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

    Speaker B: So people are formulating these opinions in their heads about what was right, what was wrong.

    Speaker B: That was a wrong play.

    Speaker B: That was a bad dirty play.

    Speaker B: I don't know how much harder I have to yell this at people.

    Speaker B: That was a f****** garbage play.

    Speaker B: And I don't care how you want to spin it.

    Speaker B: When you take out a dude who's mid air from behind and make zero play on the ball while taking a full warm up swing at his head, you could go f*** yourself.

    Speaker B: So f*** you.

    Speaker A: Dylan Brooks There's a few things that infuriate me about this and I'll try and set the table here.

    Speaker A: No one is ever totally unbiased when coming to things like this.

    Speaker A: All of us are big GP two fans and Dylan Brooks haters.

    Speaker A: But there's a few things that are undeniable.

    Speaker A: And JP, you and I, this has always been off screen.

    Speaker A: Whatever.

    Speaker A: I don't like Draymond and you and I have thought about this before.

    Speaker A: I don't hate Draymond Green.

    Speaker A: I don't particularly like Draymond Green either.

    Speaker A: And I don't think he should have been ejected from game one.

    Speaker A: And I understand why people are going to the conclusion like, well, if Brandon Clark had been out for the series or out for the season, it's different.

    Speaker A: And I get where people's minds are going there.

    Speaker A: But there's a few different things here.

    Speaker A: I think that was a pretty rough foul by Dremond on Brandon Clark in game one.

    Speaker A: I think just one flagrant one would have been fine on GP two.

    Speaker A: The first thing on GP two doesn't know how to land.

    Speaker A: Shut the f*** up.

    Speaker A: You're in mid air and you get hit in the head.

    Speaker A: You are forgiven from behind.

    Speaker A: You are forgiven for how to land like that's.

    Speaker A: The dumbest s*** I've ever heard in my life.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker A: Also Dylan Brooks, for all I hate about him, I've seen him block shots.

    Speaker A: I've seen him throw down some thunderous dunks.

    Speaker A: He is not an unathletic dude.

    Speaker A: Watch the play again.

    Speaker A: Dylan Brooks barely gets off the ground.

    Speaker A: He's not trying to block the shot.

    Speaker A: I'm not saying he's going in.

    Speaker A: I'm going to fracture Gary Payton the seconds elbow right now.

    Speaker B: No, but he wanted to shake him up.

    Speaker B: That wasn't a basketball play.

    Speaker A: He said.

    Speaker A: Yeah, he was probably hanging Rick Mahorn in the Detroit Pistons.

    Speaker A: 30 for 30.

    Speaker A: Tap tap meant no layups.

    Speaker A: I'm going to go tap tap.

    Speaker A: And he did a f****** play that didn't attempt to block the shot, didn't attempt to make the play on the ball.

    Speaker A: He barely f****** jumps and just full winds up, hits Gary in the head, fractures the dude elbow.

    Speaker A: Even if Gary Hannak got hurt, it's a flagrant, too, and it should be a suspension.

    Speaker A: Also, he probably has the athleticism to maybe make a play on the ball.

    Speaker A: So f*** you, Dylan Bro.

    Speaker UNK: Yes.

    Speaker A: For not trying to make a play on the ball and making a play on his head.

    Speaker A: Watch it full speed.

    Speaker A: Watch it.

    Speaker A: Slow motion.

    Speaker A: Watch it half motion.

    Speaker A: Watch it.

    Speaker A: There's no way you can watch that play and come to any conclusion other than Dylan Brooks is just trying to throw a body at GP two.

    Speaker A: He's not trying to block the shot.

    Speaker C: What was the suspension that he got one game suspended for?

    Speaker A: He was kicked off one, game two, and got suspended for game three.

    Speaker C: Oh, wow.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker B: So he'll be back at Chase Center tomorrow, Monday the 9th.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker C: It's going to get lost.

    Speaker B: You know what?

    Speaker B: To take this even further, talk about a man who has no f****** gall.

    Speaker B: The guy won't even face the media.

    Speaker B: Still, really, he has not talked to the media since.

    Speaker B: And his coaches are waffling on if it was excessive or if it could be a basketball play, they all kind of spin it back to just like we feel bad for Carrie, but it's like no one is owning up to the fact that that was just a dirty play.

    Speaker B: No one and not even Dylan Brooks.

    Speaker B: He is ducking the media.

    Speaker B: He's unavailable, according to the team, when the media makes a request to speak with him, he's unavailable to speak to the media.

    Speaker B: And he's going to have to do something tomorrow night.

    Speaker B: So I'm very intrigued to see where it goes.

    Speaker A: But he'll probably have to talk postgame game four.

    Speaker A: I would imagine.

    Speaker C: Not acknowledging it and certainly not apologizing for it is potentially bad for his health.

    Speaker C: I mean, Golden State is going to want to take them out early in that game, and you can't blame them for it.

    Speaker C: It's like, okay, if you do that in the heat of the moment, heat of the game, it's unacceptable.

    Speaker C: But you sort of understand where they're coming from.

    Speaker C: If they do go, as soon as they get interviewed, say, hey, that was my bat.

    Speaker C: I was trying to be physical, but I was not trying to hurt them.

    Speaker C: Then it's like, okay, well, it's a basketball play.

    Speaker B: Kind of like he won't even walk it back to say, like, I would never wanted to hurt Gary Payton a second.

    Speaker B: You could just say that.

    Speaker A: I lost my head for a second.

    Speaker A: I was just trying to be physical and it got out of hand for a second.

    Speaker A: That's totally fine.

    Speaker A: That s*** happens.

    Speaker A: But he wasn't playing the ball.

    Speaker A: He wasn't playing the ball.

    Speaker A: And this like, you know, whatever play off physical s***, I get it.

    Speaker A: Gary popped right back up the Brooks get suspended.

    Speaker A: Maybe not, but that's not the point.

    Speaker A: Yeah, he didn't pop back up and it could have been way worse.

    Speaker A: And Dylan Brooks barely jumped off of the floor and did a full f****** wind up on a dude in mid air.

    Speaker A: So f*** him for that s***.

    Speaker A: The one silver lining.

    Speaker A: Maybe not even a silver lining because it's way down the chart of positivity, but it rebirthed.

    Speaker A: The gift of that disgusting play of him at Utah doing that stupid a** flop in the worst shorts ever.

    Speaker B: The Wings carried him away.

    Speaker A: Yeah, the Wings carrying them.

    Speaker A: Whatever.

    Speaker A: That would make any MLS f****** attacking midfielder blush.

    Speaker A: Like, that was the worst flop.

    Speaker A: I watch a lot of soccer and I haven't seen a flop that bad.

    Speaker A: So I'm happy that that gift came back because Dylan Brooks is a fraud and a coward and a fake tough guy and is lucky to be on a team as rough and tumble and talented as the Grizzlies dude should be a f****** nothing player on the Sacramento Kings.

    Speaker A: No offense to our Sacramento listeners, I know you exist.

    Speaker A: Maybe Mike Brown is the Prince whose promise it looks like that's who you're going to hire as your new coach.

    Speaker A: But anyway, that's not the point.

    Speaker A: You could put Dylan Brooks on any f****** s***** NBA team and he wouldn't make a difference because he's that insignificant and that much of a coward.

    Speaker A: And that was a bullshit f****** play by him.

    Speaker A: He wants to be Draymond.

    Speaker A: He wants to be Patrick Beverly so bad and he overplayed his hand and really f****** hurt a key player on the warriors.

    Speaker B: A key player locked down their star player.

    Speaker A: And it happened to be our favorite player who went to our alma mater that this podcast covers.

    Speaker A: So s***.

    Speaker A: Dylan Brooks.

    Speaker C: Is there any history between Dylan Brooks and GP?

    Speaker B: Two.

    Speaker C: Were they at school at the same time?

    Speaker A: They overlapped a bit.

    Speaker B: Like a year or so, yes.

    Speaker A: Not a time I don't recall.

    Speaker A: I went back and looked at some of those highlights, and other than just being on the teams at the same time, I couldn't find anything.

    Speaker A: Yeah, I think this is kind of a newly constructed thing for Dylan Brooks, where he's, like, he was talented enough of a player to be, like, the best player at Oregon.

    Speaker C: Yeah.

    Speaker A: Which was fine.

    Speaker A: But now he's trying to survive in the League.

    Speaker A: So he's just a want to be Draymond.

    Speaker C: Yeah, he's trying to be the enforcer.

    Speaker A: Which is unfortunate because he's got some talent.

    Speaker B: No.

    Speaker A: Hit some crazy shots.

    Speaker C: I didn't even know who he was when we were talking about him.

    Speaker B: He called him Dylan Moore.

    Speaker C: Talent.

    Speaker C: Yeah, Dylan Moore.

    Speaker A: F*** Dylan Moore, too.

    Speaker C: Dylan who?

    Speaker C: No one knows who you are.

    Speaker C: Dylan Brooks.

    Speaker B: They did make this weekend, though.

    Speaker B: We'll get into it, but it made this weekend all the more enjoyable because it's really exciting.

    Speaker C: Because of that ish experience.

    Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.

    Speaker B: There we go.

    Speaker A: There we go.

    Speaker A: Bring it back.

    Speaker A: Let's get into some beverage talk.

    Speaker A: I know Benny's excited about his tonight, so, JP, let's start with you.

    Speaker A: And let's let Benny.

    Speaker B: Benny, I know you're excited to talk about your beer, but we're not starting with you.

    Speaker A: I want Penny to be the finale.

    Speaker A: Benny usually is just smoking a f****** fatty and not letting us see his face by blowing so much smoke.

    Speaker A: Oh, he's going to do it again.

    Speaker A: To listener.

    Speaker A: I know you can never see this, but sight.

    Speaker A: That was very light smoke.

    Speaker A: That was nothing.

    Speaker B: Right through the windscreen.

    Speaker B: All right, I'm drinking a 2022 Cry Star IPA from Ecliptic Brewing here in Northeast Portland.

    Speaker B: It's actually a partner beer with Reubens Brews.

    Speaker B: They do a cosmic collaboration, and it's a fairly standard IPA.

    Speaker B: It's good.

    Speaker B: They have a little note here that says, what's a Christmas IPA, you ask?

    Speaker B: Well, it's an IPA that matches up the best parts of our friends.

    Speaker B: Reubens, Bruce Crikey IPA and our own Starburst IPA, which, as you guys know, is a staple in my bridge.

    Speaker A: I feel like your bloodstream is just like 42% Starburst IPA at all times.

    Speaker B: Yeah, I'm cosmic s***, man.

    Speaker C: Wait, so it's called the Cosmic IPA?

    Speaker B: No, this is the Crystal Crystal CRI.

    Speaker B: Not like a crying baby star Crystar.

    Speaker C: It could also be Strikey the Strikey IPA, Starburst and Crikey.

    Speaker B: Oh, yeah.

    Speaker B: You know what?

    Speaker B: You're a h*** of a marketer.

    Speaker B: Let's send that to them.

    Speaker C: There you go.

    Speaker A: I love it.

    Speaker A: That's amazing.

    Speaker A: What score would you give this beer on top?

    Speaker A: Jp?

    Speaker B: Three nine.

    Speaker B: Because it does taste like the Starburst, but it's not as pure as the Starburst is.

    Speaker B: And that's like a perfect beer, so it kind of breaks it down enough so you have a 3.9 nice.

    Speaker A: I am going back to an old Reliable and I'm not sure that I've had this beer on the podcast before.

    Speaker A: Maybe I have.

    Speaker A: I probably have.

    Speaker A: But it's just sort of the go to Minnesota light here.

    Speaker A: And it's brewed by the August Shell Brewing Company in Newell, Minnesota.

    Speaker A: Used to be brewed in beautiful northeast Minneapolis.

    Speaker A: I'm doing in a Green Belt premium lager.

    Speaker B: This is a live tasting again.

    Speaker A: This is a live tasting of a beer I've had a thousand times in my life.

    Speaker A: Good.

    Speaker A: That makes me sound.

    Speaker A: But if you've ever been in northeast Minneapolis and you've driven into northeast Minneapolis over the Henapin Avenue Bridge, you've seen our version of the Maiden Oregon Portland, Oregon sign that is not nearly as famous.

    Speaker A: It's a sign that just says Green Belt beer with the bottle cap insignia.

    Speaker A: Whatever.

    Speaker A: You can kind of see it here.

    Speaker A: That's not what the sign looks like.

    Speaker A: But that's the logo.

    Speaker A: Yeah, that's the light up your sign.

    Speaker A: Right before you get to the neighborhood where my apartment is the neon lights of Minneapolis, Minnesota.

    Speaker A: It's like our stripe.

    Speaker A: We have one neon light.

    Speaker A: Instead of all the bars having their own tiny beer signs, we just have one giant neon beer sign and make it bright enough for the whole city.

    Speaker A: So it's like, yeah, if this city was one thing, it would be a dive bar.

    Speaker A: And that's why I live here.

    Speaker A: So Grain Belt premium, that's my beer taste like home because it's made right here in Minnesota.

    Speaker A: That was the tagline in maybe 2004.

    Speaker A: That is what I am drinking.

    Speaker A: Benny wearing a sweet crew neck and a fresh haircut.

    Speaker A: Benny with the good cough.

    Speaker C: In remembrance of us talking about so many dad things last week.

    Speaker C: I have not your father's root beer, which is the flavor of beer that I wish every beer tasted like when I was ten years old.

    Speaker C: Shout out to not your father's root beer.

    Speaker C: It is good.

    Speaker A: Is that a Hard Rip beer?

    Speaker C: Yeah.

    Speaker A: Nice.

    Speaker C: It is.

    Speaker C: Yeah, it's good.

    Speaker A: We love a Hard ripped beer in our group of friends.

    Speaker C: Yeah, maybe.

    Speaker C: First time I've ever had one.

    Speaker C: But it's delicious.

    Speaker B: No.

    Speaker A: Hard Ripper flow, but also regular Hard Rip ears, too.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker A: I think the Hard rip beer Benny was just drinking squirt.

    Speaker B: Then maybe.

    Speaker A: I feel like the Hard Rip beer was just like whatever craft Ripper they had available.

    Speaker A: And then just like a shot of vodka poured into it, probably.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker A: But it was good.

    Speaker B: Little whipped cream on top.

    Speaker C: Hard Ripper in the sense that it was just this.

    Speaker A: There's a Hard Ripper float.

    Speaker A: And then like another Hard rip beer that was almost like iced coffee.

    Speaker B: The Ripper float one, though, was like.

    Speaker B: It was like a hard root beer.

    Speaker B: And the whipped cream vodka.

    Speaker C: Oh, I think that sounds good.

    Speaker A: It was delicious.

    Speaker A: We could make it right now.

    Speaker B: Not right now.

    Speaker B: I don't have whipped cream vodka.

    Speaker A: Maybe I do it's early on the West Coast.

    Speaker A: Birthday cake vodka will work.

    Speaker B: Yeah, go do it.

    Speaker B: And I also have root beer.

    Speaker C: You have ice cream, maybe.

    Speaker A: I am a single man who lives alone.

    Speaker A: None of those things are.

    Speaker A: Maybe next week, though.

    Speaker A: Should we try and do like, a Hard Rip beer?

    Speaker A: Maybe.

    Speaker A: Should we do Hard rip beer for the birthday party on Wednesday?

    Speaker B: But Rupert floats is like a birthday party thing.

    Speaker A: Especially your first birthday.

    Speaker A: Yeah, let's do that on Wednesday.

    Speaker A: All right.

    Speaker A: It's the thing we can tweet about.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker A: Hard Ripper floats on Wednesday.

    Speaker B: Take it to the everybody get your ingredients together.

    Speaker A: We'll have a pseudo contest for who can have the best hard repair float.

    Speaker C: It'll be based completely on your description of how it takes.

    Speaker A: No, I'll have people sending pictures, too.

    Speaker A: The Instagram needs like a thing to drum up traffic.

    Speaker A: So this could be a thing for that.

    Speaker B: Maybe if someone managed it a little bit better.

    Speaker A: Maybe if someone managed it a little bit better.

    Speaker A: Andre.

    Speaker A: Speaking of which.

    Speaker A: Not speaking of that, but speaking of other.

    Speaker A: Jp, you should come to Minneapolis the weekend of July 30 because Benny and Super Secret Skins are going to be here, the Timbers are playing the Loons and we're going to go.

    Speaker A: But other than that, the rest of the weekend will be fun for you.

    Speaker B: No, that sounds boring.

    Speaker A: It's a two hour soccer game and you'll be drunk the whole time.

    Speaker C: I'm boycotting the Timber seats.

    Speaker C: I have no idea what's going on with them right now.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker B: Why are you going to the game?

    Speaker A: Because he wants to hang out with his friend Terry in Minneapolis for a weekend and go to his soccer game and drink beers.

    Speaker A: Jp.

    Speaker B: Yeah, okay.

    Speaker B: Maybe I'll make it work.

    Speaker C: Would you wear shirts?

    Speaker C: No.

    Speaker C: Yeah.

    Speaker C: Yes, that's exactly what I was going to say.

    Speaker A: Well, we're sitting behind the Timbers bench.

    Speaker A: That's just like where our tickets are.

    Speaker A: So we can wear the you new shirts and literally immediately be behind the Timbers bench.

    Speaker B: Okay.

    Speaker A: Or we can wear chop them shirts, too.

    Speaker A: You knew chop them.

    Speaker A: F***.

    Speaker A: You eat s***.

    Speaker A: They can say all of those things.

    Speaker A: You make shirts for a f****** living.

    Speaker A: You can make all of these shirts right now.

    Speaker A: Whatever shirt you want to be wearing that gets you to Minneapolis for one weekend in the middle of summer.

    Speaker A: Make that shirt and we'll all wear it.

    Speaker B: It's going to say MLS is dumb and we all have to wear okay?

    Speaker A: I don't care anymore.

    Speaker A: Those f****** didn't hire me, so I'll wear whatever the h*** you want me to wear at a Major League Soccer game.

    Speaker A: I'm still going to follow it, but yeah, okay.

    Speaker B: Deal.

    Speaker A: I'll make any kind of thing.

    Speaker B: I'll look into it.

    Speaker B: I'll look into it.

    Speaker A: If it's a weekend that works and then it'll be just you, me, Benny, Skins.

    Speaker A: Where am I going to embark in my drip system in your closet like I used to in my drip system.

    Speaker A: Dude, my drip system is so much bigger than it was in Portland, and there's no beat sheet in it.

    Speaker B: Thank you.

    Speaker A: I've grown up.

    Speaker C: Yes.

    Speaker C: I've only slept in your bed one time, and it's been with my shoes on.

    Speaker C: I've only slept in your bed with my shoes on.

    Speaker A: That was immediately after a WuTang show, though.

    Speaker C: Well, not immediately.

    Speaker A: No.

    Speaker A: It was next night.

    Speaker C: Wasn't it dumbled to your house at 01:00 in the afternoon.

    Speaker C: More hungover in my adult life than I've ever been in my life.

    Speaker B: After the show, you stayed up till one in the afternoon.

    Speaker A: Benny had a weird hotel situation that weekend and then required an afternoon nap after his hotel ran out and I had to come to my apartment.

    Speaker B: That's the worst.

    Speaker C: Yeah.

    Speaker C: They were banging on the door at what felt like 06:00 a.m..

    Speaker C: It was noon, but it felt really.

    Speaker A: That'Ll happen.

    Speaker A: Blame Method Man for wrapping until 02:50 A.m..

    Speaker A: Yeah, when he was supposed to be done by 130.

    Speaker A: You can't just leave when Method Man is wrapping.

    Speaker C: He has humongous muscles.

    Speaker A: Please play 5 seconds of M-E-T-H-O-D man from Method Man Wutang.

    Speaker A: Enter the 36 Chambers.

    Speaker A: Thank you.

    Speaker A: Let's get into some actual order.

    Speaker B: Wait, we got to shout out.

    Speaker A: We have a shout out before we get into that.

    Speaker B: Shout out to Omar.

    Speaker A: Omar, yeah.

    Speaker B: Our dude Omar is joined the Patriot.

    Speaker A: Omar slopez.

    Speaker B: He's in the discord.

    Speaker B: He's up.

    Speaker B: So shout out to you, Omar.

    Speaker B: Thanks for the support.

    Speaker A: Thanks for holding.

    Speaker A: Homie.

    Speaker B: Yeah, we appreciate you.

    Speaker A: Omar has been a belligerent beef's favorite since the very beginning on Twitter.

    Speaker A: So very happy to have you in the discord.

    Speaker A: And also, Benny is being engaged in the discord now.

    Speaker A: So I'll admit it, you are.

    Speaker A: You're a lot of people's favorite Belligerent Bees co host.

    Speaker A: So people are joining the discord just to hang out with you because JP and I are we're fine, but we're not.

    Speaker B: I'm just all emoji reactions.

    Speaker B: That's all I do.

    Speaker A: Like fire emoji.

    Speaker B: Plus emoji thumbs up.

    Speaker A: The discord is popping.

    Speaker A: Omar, welcome and thank you so much for your contribution to the Belligerent Bees family.

    Speaker A: It is awesome to have you here.

    Speaker A: And yeah, we couldn't do this without all of you.

    Speaker A: So every little bit of support we get from all of our listeners is just so fun and so appreciated.

    Speaker A: And we can't thank you all enough for your support.

    Speaker C: We appreciate you, Omar.

    Speaker A: H*** yeah, Omar.

    Speaker A: And now we need to move on to talking about Oregon State sports.

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    Speaker A: Trevor Bazana.

    Speaker A: Did you say Trevor?

    Speaker C: That's him.

    Speaker A: He's we will never be the number 96 podcast in Australia because we are offending that whole nation right now.

    Speaker A: Sorry to the good folks in Australia.

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    Speaker B: Never apologize in.

    Speaker A: Baseball.

    Speaker B: Yeah, that makes me so happy.

    Speaker A: Jamie, you talk about it because I can't stop laughing, partially because of that jokes.

    Speaker A: I'm also laughing at the Ducks.

    Speaker A: Bring back wrestling, you cowards.

    Speaker B: Yeah, you idiot.

    Speaker A: Give me 30 seconds and I'll be back.

    Speaker A: Yes, Dan.

    Speaker A: Oregon sweeps the season series in the conference series at Oregon.

    Speaker A: Jacob Melton, another home run today on Mosaic Gospel.

    Speaker A: Let's start with last night on Saturday night, f****** Brownie checking out, striking out Jacob Walsh to end the game.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker A: And that stare down on that yell.

    Speaker A: I love to see that, especially in a robbery game, but love to see that.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker B: I think it's amazing when you get guys who really buy into the rivalry or any athlete that really buys into the rivalry.

    Speaker B: And I feel like what we're noticing now is there are a lot of student athletes in Oregon State who really do feel the bad blood.

    Speaker B: They're not kind of waffling on like, well, we want to beat them, but I like their star player, too.

    Speaker B: They're really nice.

    Speaker B: They don't like these people.

    Speaker B: And it's refreshing to see that again because it reflects how the fans feel, for one.

    Speaker B: And like, look, you don't have to really dislike the other people.

    Speaker B: I get it.

    Speaker B: If you personally just don't have any reason to dislike someone.

    Speaker A: You should just dislike them.

    Speaker B: But if you lean into it because it gets you pumped up because, you know, the fans are eating it up and it makes you perform at a higher level, do it.

    Speaker B: And that's what I think we're seeing right now is that there are athletes that are leaning into the whole rivalry even harder than we had seen in times when the playing field was level and on many of kind of the big three sports.

    Speaker B: So it's fun to watch.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: I think that for me, even more interesting to see that kind of emotion at the end of the game when we've been rocking Oregon.

    Speaker B: Usually you kind of feel like it goes the other way where you're like getting rocked and you finally show somebody up and you're like fine monkeys off my back.

    Speaker B: And now I can rub it in your face, but I know he gave it to her homer earlier in the inning, and it wasn't really going to.

    Speaker B: I never felt like it was in doubt, even though they had made a small rally.

    Speaker B: But, you know, when you feel the pressure and it's in that kind of intense moment like that a rivalry game like that, you're bound to have the kind of emotional response.

    Speaker B: And it was great to see.

    Speaker B: It was great.

    Speaker C: That might have been and I'm still sort of in the fog of the incident, if you will, but that might have been my favorite Oregon State sports moment against the Ducks.

    Speaker C: And I think it's because of exactly what you said, that passion.

    Speaker C: And that just like you guys don't even deserve to be on the same field.

    Speaker C: Go back to your dugout.

    Speaker C: Go take a seat.

    Speaker C: Like that sort of mentality to the Ducks, who canceled the wrestling program to get baseball and then tried to poach our coach, who was coaching, really at the time, the only successful team in our athletic Department.

    Speaker C: It's just saying F*** you in the most absolutely sincere way.

    Speaker C: And that relates to a lot of Beaver fans.

    Speaker C: I feel like a lot of Beaver Nation feels that way about Oregon.

    Speaker C: So to see that sort of embodied on the field with that play right after they won was incredible.

    Speaker B: The composition, too, of him staring down the batter, not just staring down, but literally gesturing and just shouting to him in the foreground of the camera and then the middle infielders coming in and even more foreground, like doing a jump, whatever, like celebration.

    Speaker B: I'm like, he's not even noticing the team going nuts behind him.

    Speaker A: It was poetic on so many levels.

    Speaker C: Yes, it was.

    Speaker A: I think it was Forrester who grabbed him was like, Come on, man, we're going to do the high five line now.

    Speaker A: It kind of reminded me of f*** this may have been.

    Speaker A: You guys remember the time towards the end of the regular season, we're playing Oregon, and I think this was a year that they finished ahead of us in the conference.

    Speaker A: And I think it was the year that we had to go down to play a regional at LSU.

    Speaker A: And Oregon got to end up hosting a regional, but we beat them in a series at Goss.

    Speaker A: And in the final game, I think we were up by one run, one out run.

    Speaker A: Around third, someone hits a blooper into centerfield.

    Speaker A: Michael Confortedo makes a shoestring catch.

    Speaker A: And the Ducks runner, I believe, was Aaron Payne tagged up at third to try and score.

    Speaker A: And Conforto just puts it on a rope to Ryan Gorton, Beaver catcher, and they throw them out at the plate to end the game.

    Speaker A: Like that sort of like walk off like cricket.

    Speaker A: And I remember Gordon just went to the duck batter who was on deck after the runner was thrown out at home and the game was over.

    Speaker A: And he just kind of showed him the ball, right?

    Speaker A: Yeah, I got the ball.

    Speaker A: I got him.

    Speaker A: And the guy was just kind of like, do you get the f*** out of here?

    Speaker A: And he just spiked the ball in front of the organ dugout and threw his mask off and went woo.

    Speaker A: And also he had one of those horrible dude, I love baseball players because it's just like the permission to have the worst facial hair ever.

    Speaker A: I was at the Twins game with my mom today for Mother's Day, and she was like, I love Max Kepler, but what is he doing with that beard?

    Speaker A: I don't know, mom.

    Speaker A: He plays baseball.

    Speaker A: Gordon during that time just had, like, the grossest mustache ever, but it works when you have a shitload of catcher's gear on, you know, Brown yelling at Walsh that same way, it's like, kind of reminded me of that.

    Speaker A: And I think there needs to be more fireworks in the Oregon State baseball series.

    Speaker B: It would help if they could come close to winning, sure.

    Speaker A: But also, we're of the stage where it's like, well, we won back to back National Championships, and Phil Knight just couldn't handle little brother winning s*** on a sport that gets put on ESPN or whatever.

    Speaker A: So we have to be like, we don't care about whatever.

    Speaker A: But honestly, we do care.

    Speaker A: When that program got announced, we were all but heard about it.

    Speaker A: We can't act like we weren't.

    Speaker A: I would love to see what Brown yelled at Walsh to happen during every single strikeout between both of the teams.

    Speaker A: First inning, second inning.

    Speaker A: Like just screaming at the dugout constantly.

    Speaker A: I want that energy.

    Speaker B: Well, you know, I noticed this today.

    Speaker B: A lot of the players, the Oregon players today, I don't know if they were just staring back at the pitcher in disbelief or how did I not hit that pitch.

    Speaker B: But when they were striking out, they were keeping eyes on our pitchers.

    Speaker B: And I was wondering if that was a little bit of boiling over from last night, but it was interesting to notice that.

    Speaker B: What are you staring at?

    Speaker B: For one, are you in awe of the fact that they struck you out, or are you showing them up as you walk back to it's?

    Speaker C: Compensation for them trying to show people that they have the balls that they actually and very obviously don't have?

    Speaker C: That was part of my favorite thing of the showdown, which it wasn't a showdown yesterday after the game was over.

    Speaker C: Is that the way the duck batter responded?

    Speaker C: Was we're broken?

    Speaker C: Like, we f****** broke you?

    Speaker C: You guys don't have any fight left in you?

    Speaker C: I checked Oregon live right before the show just to make sure, but I had no doubt that we were going to win tonight.

    Speaker C: We broke their spirit.

    Speaker C: And so as a competitive athlete, that has to be the worst feeling of you lose your arrivals, you get swept for the entire year.

    Speaker A: You get swept conference sweep and non conference sweep, which is still so f****** dumb.

    Speaker C: But to not have anything to say back, like, if someone did that to me, I don't care if we've lost every game that year.

    Speaker C: I'm barking back the fact that you just walked to the dugout with his head down low.

    Speaker A: We broke you.

    Speaker A: I've seen you at Beaver's Point events where we did lose every game that year, and you were barking back plenty.

    Speaker A: Benny, no one is doubting that about you whatsoever.

    Speaker B: I have a note from Saturday's game, though, like that this team is built on heart and hustle, and I think it ties back to their passion.

    Speaker B: As you said, Benny, it ties back to them doing what they can to win no matter what is being asked of them.

    Speaker B: The Kyle Dunnetti tag up from second base to score in the fifth inning.

    Speaker B: That is a hustle play that won the game.

    Speaker B: It didn't happen at the time.

    Speaker B: It was the final run they needed.

    Speaker B: But that was a difference.

    Speaker B: That was the one run difference.

    Speaker B: On Saturday.

    Speaker B: It was him tagging it from second on the Mekler ball and just reading it great.

    Speaker B: And then obviously getting the opportunity when hall just couldn't track the ball.

    Speaker B: So like, those kind of plays win games and the passion of the players to not be like, we've already picked these dudes so many times.

    Speaker B: We're in first in the conference.

    Speaker B: Like, whatever this game is back and forth, it's annoying.

    Speaker B: And they could have let up.

    Speaker B: They really could have let up.

    Speaker B: I mean, there was even in the 9th again, like the home run, the two home in the 9th drew it even closer again and make it eight, seven.

    Speaker B: It's like they could have very easily been like, this is worth the fight right now.

    Speaker B: Let's save it for tomorrow.

    Speaker B: And they didn't.

    Speaker B: And we talked about this before.

    Speaker B: We thought this previously that this team, if people are healthy, if they're performing, if they're ready to go, come regionals and onward, they are going to be a force that won't be stopped.

    Speaker B: They won't be stopped.

    Speaker B: And right now, they're firing on all cylinders.

    Speaker B: They have the heart and the hustle, which is stuff that you cannot just like practice.

    Speaker B: I mean, it has to come out from within every player, and for the whole team.

    Speaker A: It has to come out from the hard hat.

    Speaker B: The hard hats this year at all.

    Speaker B: I don't think they're a thing.

    Speaker A: That was part of our first episode, though, so we have to bring it back.

    Speaker B: But like, you look at Melody, that guy is on fire again.

    Speaker B: Absolute fire.

    Speaker B: He was four hits yesterday.

    Speaker B: The five ribbies.

    Speaker B: He was three for four today.

    Speaker B: The homer yesterday that confusedly clipped the top of the left field wall.

    Speaker B: And I didn't know it was gone.

    Speaker B: But it was gone, I guess, right?

    Speaker B: But then today, he left, no doubt in the home where the deep, right?

    Speaker B: I mean, it was 110 off the bat.

    Speaker A: 111, according to the Beaver baseball Twitter.

    Speaker B: Okay, I'll take 111.

    Speaker B: That sounds even better.

    Speaker A: That's just what I told you.

    Speaker A: He was going to have 111.

    Speaker A: You guys were like, no way.

    Speaker A: He will never do that.

    Speaker A: And I said, don't doubt Jacob Melton.

    Speaker A: You too.

    Speaker B: It cleared the bleachers.

    Speaker B: And this is something that we also talked about with Melton when we were talking about the Melton record.

    Speaker B: Watch.

    Speaker A: Hit that s*** to Finley.

    Speaker B: Yeah, he cleared the tracks, man, but he's a streaky bulk and streaky home run power hitter.

    Speaker B: And so this was his second home run in two days.

    Speaker B: He had one in the entirety of April, like the April 23 or something.

    Speaker B: And that was like a whole month between home runs as well.

    Speaker B: And so he had a big batch of home runs early in the season.

    Speaker B: And if that's what stage he's at and how healthy he feels, how confident he feels at the plate right now.

    Speaker B: Teams are f*****.

    Speaker B: They're f*****.

    Speaker B: That's all I can say.

    Speaker A: They're so f*****.

    Speaker C: The only thing that I would add is this team is having fun in a way that I haven't seen a Beaver baseball team have fun since at least five.

    Speaker C: Right.

    Speaker C: But it just feels different.

    Speaker C: And yeah, they're hustling and they're playing with a ton of heart, but it's almost as if these guys don't feel the weight of any pressure at all.

    Speaker C: It's really odd to watch.

    Speaker C: Yeah.

    Speaker B: And it's awesome that 17 had like a chip on their shoulder going.

    Speaker A: They almost didn't make the College baseball.

    Speaker B: That'S what I'm saying.

    Speaker A: Right.

    Speaker B: But they had the expectation.

    Speaker B: The bar had been set, and I feel like they were just angry to go do it.

    Speaker B: They weren't having as much fun to do it.

    Speaker A: But I think we got to host either a regional or a super regional.

    Speaker A: Maybe it was just a regional, but I remember.

    Speaker A: But when we played Michigan, Michigan was supposed to host, but Michigan wasn't expecting to be as good as they were that year.

    Speaker A: So Michigan's Stadium had a renovation schedule that couldn't be delayed.

    Speaker A: So we were the road team in a regional or super regional that we hosted.

    Speaker A: We weren't planning on talking about the Seven tournament.

    Speaker A: So sorry, we're not prepared with all of the Cliff Notes for that.

    Speaker A: But I do remember we went into the final series.

    Speaker A: I think we're playing UCLA that season, and that was my freshman year on campus.

    Speaker A: It was like, we're the defending Champions and we might not be in the f****** NCAA tournament.

    Speaker A: Like, what the h*** happened?

    Speaker A: And then I think we won two out of three against UCLA got in.

    Speaker A: Because if you rewatch all of that s*** when we beat North Carolina at no.

    Speaker A: Seven, you see that number two, number three next to North Carolina's number.

    Speaker A: There's no number next to the Oregon State score in any of the ESPN score boards because we weren't ranked.

    Speaker A: We weren't ranked at all before the College baseball tournament.

    Speaker A: So we weren't ranked in Omaha either because they don't reset rankings or anything like that.

    Speaker A: So we were maybe the lowest seated team, I think at that time, we were the lowest seated team that ever won the National Championship.

    Speaker A: And we had happen to have won the National Championship the year before.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker A: Which was hilarious.

    Speaker A: Kind of.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker B: But it goes back to Benny's point.

    Speaker B: Like that team probably felt a ton of pressure to by the end of the year.

    Speaker A: They'Re just like, f*** it, we're good at baseball.

    Speaker B: Let's just mow these people down.

    Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.

    Speaker B: So you just tying up at least some of my thoughts.

    Speaker B: I guess pitching looked great and it was awesome seeing Fenix today to get stretched out a little bit more.

    Speaker B: We thought that's very important for him to be ready to go the distance potentially in some games come late May and June.

    Speaker B: So him giving five scoreless was awesome.

    Speaker B: And I feel like the stars are aligning very nicely for this ball club.

    Speaker C: Yeah, I think Europe might be the best pitcher in the entire country.

    Speaker C: His dominance over the last at least three games has been unbelievable.

    Speaker C: Truly unbelievable.

    Speaker B: Some draft experts would disagree with you, but I agree.

    Speaker A: We're talking about what people are doing in College baseball right now, not what f****** tools they have in a f****** draft evaluation room.

    Speaker A: This isn't f****** Moneyball.

    Speaker A: Anyway, there is a chance I don't know if any rankings have been released yet, but the perennially number one ranked Tennessee Volunteers from this College baseball season lost two out of three to Kentucky this week.

    Speaker A: This weekend.

    Speaker B: Voluntarily.

    Speaker A: They voluntarily lost two out of three games and there's a chance to dash out to about this.

    Speaker A: It's no guarantee, but there's a chance that we're the number one team in the country, which is not the ultimate goal for this team.

    Speaker A: But hey, if we were at number one, I wouldn't hate it.

    Speaker A: Also, the sweep of Oregon puts us to a record of 38 and nine overall, 18 and six in conference.

    Speaker A: That gives us a three game cushion on Stanford for the lead in the pack.

    Speaker A: Twelve regular season, so we're pretty well in line to win the Pact twelve regular season Crown.

    Speaker A: Another couple of series coming up.

    Speaker B: But they're going to be tough.

    Speaker B: It's not going to be easy.

    Speaker A: They're not going to be easy.

    Speaker A: But I'm going to say we're going to win the Paximal Vergas season Crown.

    Speaker A: You can call me the wet blanket of this podcast all you want.

    Speaker A: You too.

    Speaker A: I'm going to say we win the PAX Twelve.

    Speaker A: I'm not going to predict that we're going to win the PAX Twelve tournament because to be honest, I'm not all the way sure how it works, but I know it's a thing and when we get there, we'll get there.

    Speaker A: But I think I'm ready to call that Oregon State baseball is going to win the pack as well for the regular season.

    Speaker C: I could get down with that.

    Speaker A: I feel it.

    Speaker A: I feel it in my fingers.

    Speaker A: I feel it in my bones.

    Speaker A: I feel it in my beer.

    Speaker A: B****.

    Speaker B: You should get all that checked out.

    Speaker A: Probably.

    Speaker C: Hey, other things.

    Speaker C: Quick question.

    Speaker C: Does CB whatever College baseball ranking that is.

    Speaker A: I believe it's a College baseball is what?

    Speaker C: Oh, College baseball.

    Speaker A: College Baseball.com.

    Speaker A: They probably still have us as like 23rd or something.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker C: I was going to ask I'm going to look.

    Speaker A: I think we moved in the top five for them and I think the last rankings we were two for everything except for them, which chat us is like three.

    Speaker A: This is the part of the podcast where we look things up.

    Speaker A: Yeah, I want to say how it'd be mad, but I'm not going to act like I've watched the entire SEC and can say like, oh, there's no way you can put Vanderbilt ahead of us, you f******.

    Speaker C: Just a bunch of mad guys with khaki pants, polos and boat shoes and mop haircuts.

    Speaker C: That's what I think of SEC.

    Speaker A: Sure, exactly.

    Speaker A: Good baseball team sometimes, though, and we should maybe start watching them because we're probably going to be playing them in Omaha.

    Speaker C: Yeah, but they miss foul balls.

    Speaker C: So whomp, whomp, whomp, whom.

    Speaker A: I really hope we make it too deep into Omaha and play Arkansas.

    Speaker C: Are they big again this year?

    Speaker A: Yeah, they're like forest, I think.

    Speaker A: D***, it's the same thing.

    Speaker B: Well, there was more this weekend than just the games being played.

    Speaker B: The team also honored Mr.

    Speaker B: Former head coach Pat Casey.

    Speaker A: Yes.

    Speaker A: Patrick Patrick Irish.

    Speaker A: Name possible.

    Speaker A: Number five in your programs.

    Speaker A: Number one in your hearts.

    Speaker A: Sorry.

    Speaker A: Number five will be on the right field wall for eternity.

    Speaker A: After the aliens come and burn everything down, that wall will still be standing with number five and Casey on it.

    Speaker A: They'll know and not surprise at all.

    Speaker A: The Beaver FAM came in support in droves.

    Speaker A: The biggest crowd, biggest radio season crowd, biggest crowd ever in Golf Stadium history.

    Speaker A: 4026 people, one more than the last time, which was a playoff tournament game against Minnesota.

    Speaker A: I don't know how they measure this so specifically, but I feel like it means that was a pretty great crowd.

    Speaker A: So shout to the Beaver FAM for being there for great coach.

    Speaker B: You go through the turnstiles, right?

    Speaker B: Maybe they're like, just like 40, 25.

    Speaker B: And then the person working the gates just walked over and was like.

    Speaker B: And just turned it over.

    Speaker A: It was like, now they grabbed a kid on its way to Dixon who didn't know what was going on.

    Speaker A: I was just like, Come watch me.

    Speaker B: No, that's great.

    Speaker A: Especially with the weather being s***** too.

    Speaker A: That's awesome.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: And I thought that they did a great job.

    Speaker B: That for a guy like Pat Casey who doesn't like the limelight, he doesn't want all the honor of literally retired for people to leave him to f*** alone.

    Speaker A: Which I respect.

    Speaker A: He got his three rings.

    Speaker A: What more do you want from him?

    Speaker B: He made plenty of money.

    Speaker A: He was like, I just want to kick it.

    Speaker B: Yeah, I just can't hear it.

    Speaker A: He's a f*** alone.

    Speaker A: And then he came back for his retirement party.

    Speaker C: Which he's probably asking people at the end if they knew where his tent was.

    Speaker B: Have you guys seen my tent?

    Speaker B: I said, God, for like 15 years.

    Speaker A: Where is my f****** tent?

    Speaker C: I laughed right over there in Research Stadium parking lot.

    Speaker A: I think some podcast host stole it.

    Speaker B: I really liked that they did this.

    Speaker B: I'm glad that the University did this.

    Speaker B: I'm glad that the program did this.

    Speaker B: I actually think he's rightfully the first person to have gone through this process.

    Speaker B: And then the big ceremony put the number in Jersey up on the outfield wall.

    Speaker B: There are some other worthy players who have come through the program that probably should have similar ceremonies at some point in the near future.

    Speaker A: Hopkins.

    Speaker A: Yes.

    Speaker B: To go dumb with Chris Hopkins.

    Speaker B: But think about it.

    Speaker B: If they're setting the precedent that we do this now, which I think is a great thing, then we should do it beyond just Pat Casey, because, yes, he was a big part of our success in the turning around our program and our National Championships.

    Speaker B: But he will be the first person to tell you that it wasn't just him and that if anything, it wasn't him at all.

    Speaker B: So if we're going to do it for him, I did nothing.

    Speaker UNK: Yeah.

    Speaker B: He'd say that if we're going to do this for him, we should open up for other players and people in the program that have come through.

    Speaker B: I do think that I wasn't sure.

    Speaker B: And I don't think anyone ever clarified, was this a retirement ceremony?

    Speaker B: Do we know this was a number retirement?

    Speaker B: I know they were just to honor Pat Casey, but was anyone aware this is like a number retirement?

    Speaker B: Okay.

    Speaker B: Actually, the question is, was this a number of retirement?

    Speaker B: I know for the number of the wall, but could it be just for him?

    Speaker A: That's what I understood from the language that came out was that it was the retiring number five.

    Speaker B: New Jersey off limits.

    Speaker B: Okay, good.

    Speaker B: It should be.

    Speaker B: I'm sure it was.

    Speaker B: It was never going to be reissued.

    Speaker A: What if you're just like a freshman?

    Speaker A: You're like, I want five.

    Speaker B: Yeah, exactly.

    Speaker B: Somebody would tell you, no, you're a dumbass.

    Speaker A: No, I've worn five forever.

    Speaker A: I want five.

    Speaker A: That's something JP would do.

    Speaker A: Like I went to Uniprocessera in the Bay.

    Speaker A: Do you know the same high school that Barry Bonds went to?

    Speaker A: I would like the number five, please.

    Speaker A: Yeah, exactly.

    Speaker B: Because they didn't let me wear 25 in high school because I want 25 or five.

    Speaker A: If an old head is not getting mad at me getting the number, then I don't want that number.

    Speaker A: That's how this works.

    Speaker B: But I thought it was cool.

    Speaker B: I'm glad they won.

    Speaker A: I think that's, yes, I'm very glad they won, especially just because I'm not going to give Oregon credit where it's not due.

    Speaker B: Don't give Oregon credit segment, but end up giving them credit segment.

    Speaker A: No going five and against.

    Speaker A: Or you can't be like, oh, we got lucky so many times.

    Speaker A: I won't lie and say I was waiting for the 15 to one win and it didn't come.

    Speaker A: But that's fine.

    Speaker A: I love a four nothing win.

    Speaker A: I love the eight seven win, a five one win, a 20 win and a four two win.

    Speaker A: Or in case you're wondering, those were the score lines of all the times we beat you this year.

    Speaker B: If you weren't paying attention, which you weren't, clearly that's definitely not right.

    Speaker A: I'm just happy we swept them because I would have had to have some checks to cash with the Oregon baseball fans.

    Speaker A: I had Twitter fought back in February.

    Speaker A: We still could meet them in the practical tournament.

    Speaker A: I suppose they could.

    Speaker A: Maybe again in the tournament because they'll probably make it.

    Speaker A: But anyways, wait, I want to bring this up too.

    Speaker B: I want to say you guys talked about this in our group thread.

    Speaker B: Group chat from an incredible coach to a bad coach.

    Speaker B: Clearly Jacob Melton had some choice words for George Horton today.

    Speaker A: Was that George Horton who he was referring to?

    Speaker B: Yes.

    Speaker A: Do you care to share the words?

    Speaker B: Yeah, I have the quote.

    Speaker B: It's about why it means something different to him about playing against Oregon.

    Speaker B: And the quote said their prior head coach told me I would never be able to play D one baseball.

    Speaker B: So I kind of had that as a chip on my shoulder the last few years playing against them.

    Speaker C: Why would you give someone that bulletin board material?

    Speaker C: He had to have not been 100% certain.

    Speaker C: Obviously.

    Speaker C: Why would you say that to someone to begin with?

    Speaker C: That's a f****** mean thing to say.

    Speaker C: But number two, why would you say that to someone who's also looking at potentially going to Oregon State, your rival?

    Speaker C: Why would you give them that bulletin board material?

    Speaker C: A terrible thing to do on a human level, but a dumb thing to do on a coaching level too.

    Speaker B: I just think sometimes you get coaches like that who?

    Speaker B: I mean, Horton had like a history of success, right?

    Speaker B: He had a massively inflated ego.

    Speaker B: If you're going to go be a coach at the University of Oregon, you are a pompous a******.

    Speaker B: Anyways, what kind of terrible human being says that to like a high school kid?

    Speaker A: Yeah, I love that Melvin's playing with a chip on his shoulder for that.

    Speaker A: Had Melton shared that before the season, I would have been on your guys'side with picking him to beat the f****** record.

    Speaker A: And now that I hope he does because we got seven great season games left back, twelve tournament and then he got twelve of them runs NCAA tournament.

    Speaker A: He needs to get eleven to break it and be in sole possession of it.

    Speaker A: He could do it.

    Speaker A: We talked about it in bunches.

    Speaker A: Do it, Jacob.

    Speaker A: Don't let me like you do George Horace.

    Speaker A: I'll be the bad guy.

    Speaker A: Put me on the board.

    Speaker C: We do it all the time.

    Speaker C: It works.

    Speaker A: I'm a bad guy of this podcast.

    Speaker C: Before we get too far off the topic, you were talking about Oregon coaches and then being pompous a*******.

    Speaker C: If you haven't seen the clip, go to Twitter and watch the Oregon State put out a highlight of the first home run of the game on Sunday, and it's while the Oregon coach is being interviewed and his sigh of defeat is one of the greatest ever.

    Speaker C: They were interviewing him.

    Speaker C: The home run is launched and he stopped mid sentence and just had the longest size.

    Speaker A: What Twitter account is this packaging network?

    Speaker C: No, it was the Oregon State Twitter.

    Speaker A: Oregon State baseball Twitter.

    Speaker C: Yeah, Oregon State baseball Twitter.

    Speaker B: Should I play 5 seconds of that?

    Speaker A: Jp, please say 5 seconds of Matt Kratley right home running the bottom of the fourth today.

    Speaker A: Get a chance to be around in my career.

    Speaker A: Stay in the yard.

    Speaker C: So good.

    Speaker B: Yes.

    Speaker C: F****** creme de la creme of baseball series.

    Speaker A: Sandy yard.

    Speaker A: I don't want to relate to Oregon in any things, but, yes, that coach in that moment, we've all been there.

    Speaker C: Hey, JP, could you make a shirt that says Stay in the yard with a head just bowed down super far.

    Speaker A: And then the back is just.

    Speaker A: I could, but I don't know if anyone's going to buy that shirt.

    Speaker B: I will.

    Speaker C: I'll buy ten of them.

    Speaker A: Penny will buy ten shirts in honor of the Beaver FAM fan who bought ten shirts right before we got Audrey recorded today.

    Speaker A: Oh, my God.

    Speaker A: This has been the most unhinged episode.

    Speaker A: Every episode is more and more unhinged.

    Speaker A: But it's spring.

    Speaker A: Our baseball team is killed.

    Speaker A: It softball was off this weekend.

    Speaker A: Nfl drafts already happened.

    Speaker A: Spring game is over.

    Speaker B: Spring game got canceled.

    Speaker A: Spring game back canceled.

    Speaker A: So, yeah, we've got this.

    Speaker A: We've got us being drunk on Mother's Day.

    Speaker A: The women's golf team is getting ready for regionals in China.

    Speaker C: And the team is going to hate Oregon State after this.

    Speaker A: We're going to beat their a** in women's golf and in baseball.

    Speaker C: That's right.

    Speaker A: And they'll voluntarily lose.

    Speaker C: They'll voluntarily give us those trophies.

    Speaker A: M************.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker A: As long as the NCAA doesn't cancel our women's golf tournament, we're going to knock some heads off and God, not again.

    Speaker A: I don't know what Rocky.

    Speaker A: Exactly.

    Speaker A: I was trying to come up with a Rocky Top golf reference, and I just couldn't.

    Speaker A: I'm sorry.

    Speaker A: Listen, I was trying to be witty and we're witty 99% of the time, and sometimes it just fails.

    Speaker A: But Oregon women's golf is going to win in Tennessee.

    Speaker B: I don't know if I get it.

    Speaker A: Jp, do you know what course we're playing at?

    Speaker B: They're playing in Franklin, and it's actually tomorrow.

    Speaker C: Oh, yeah.

    Speaker B: They're playing in Franklin, Tennessee, which sounds like a made up place.

    Speaker B: I could have made that name up.

    Speaker A: I smoked pot with Franklin, Tennessee, Monday through Wednesday with.

    Speaker B: Frankie Ten at Vanderbilt Legends Club North course, par 72, 64, 50 yard course.

    Speaker B: And the fields, of course, twelve teams and six.

    Speaker A: I found it.

    Speaker A: We're the number five seat in the twelve team field, which by, I think, last year when the NCAA was like, well, it's raining, so we're just going to have the top half people advance.

    Speaker A: We would have advanced, but we don't want to advance like that.

    Speaker A: We want to play.

    Speaker A: We want to play through motor.

    Speaker A: F******.

    Speaker A: We want to actually play golf.

    Speaker A: We're golfers.

    Speaker C: Yeah.

    Speaker C: We want to play the sport we're afraid of no rain.

    Speaker A: Like legendary Minnesota Vikings coach Denny Green used to say, when we play like we play when we play, no one can beat us.

    Speaker A: And then we say, look, and we let them off the hook.

    Speaker A: And then Coach game was like, what the f*** are you talking about?

    Speaker A: He said I said, when we play like we play, when we play, they are who we thought they were.

    Speaker A: And I'm not sure what's happening, but I believe.

    Speaker A: Let's go chop them.

    Speaker C: H*** yeah, chop them.

    Speaker B: Well, here's the participating teams, by the way, with the number one, seated, Wake Forest.

    Speaker B: Number two, Alabama.

    Speaker B: Number three, Texas AMM.

    Speaker B: Number four, Duke.

    Speaker B: Number five, your Beaves.

    Speaker B: Oregon State.

    Speaker B: Number six, Vanderbilt.

    Speaker A: Or is this the lineup for the PK 85 in Portland this November.

    Speaker B: But like six being Vanderbilt, and we're playing at their course.

    Speaker B: Okay, whatever.

    Speaker B: I don't know how much home field advantage it really can be in golf.

    Speaker A: They play this course every day, all spring semester.

    Speaker A: This is bullshit.

    Speaker B: Seven, BYU.

    Speaker B: Eight, Kent State.

    Speaker B: Is that E.

    Speaker B: T.

    Speaker B: San Antonio?

    Speaker B: E-T-S-A?

    Speaker A: Yes.

    Speaker B: Okay, number nine.

    Speaker B: And then the road runners.

    Speaker B: Ten, Augusta.

    Speaker B: Eleven, Boston University.

    Speaker B: And then twelve, Austin PA.

    Speaker A: I believe it's just Austin P.

    Speaker A: It's spelled PA, but I believe it's pronounced P.

    Speaker A: You know what?

    Speaker B: Then that's their own f****** fault.

    Speaker A: It should just be A-P-I agree the way it's pronounced, but I do believe it's Austin Pee.

    Speaker A: Also, Augusta has a College.

    Speaker C: Is it Georgia?

    Speaker A: It just says Augusta.

    Speaker A: And if so, why aren't they better at golf?

    Speaker A: I'm sure that is a very ignorant women's College golf question that the three idiots on this podcast would ask.

    Speaker A: But also, if there's an Augusta College, I bet you Augusta doesn't let them play there.

    Speaker A: And they're just a*******.

    Speaker A: Because I believe Augusta National is a club of a*******.

    Speaker A: That's why Tristan Tree is another one.

    Speaker A: Why aren't they better at golf?

    Speaker A: The only question I have that's like Manchester United being in Major League Soccer.

    Speaker C: Yeah, that's a good point.

    Speaker A: Like, what if we were just playing them in Open Cup?

    Speaker C: That's how ridiculous it is.

    Speaker A: Because they're on a course that doesn't have a nice enough drip system for more insight on drip system?

    Speaker C: That's right.

    Speaker C: Their drip system is probably so complex.

    Speaker A: Drip systems.

    Speaker A: I bought shoes this week.

    Speaker A: You guys.

    Speaker B: We are losing it, right?

    Speaker A: I need to lie down.

    Speaker A: Someone listening to this just crashed a car and we're responsible.

    Speaker A: Regional is in College Station.

    Speaker A: Are we also playing Augusta as the lowest 16th?

    Speaker C: They have Pebble Beach Community College at this one.

    Speaker B: Dude, I don't really know how this works.

    Speaker B: So they say they're off to College Station.

    Speaker B: They tweeted about this this week.

    Speaker B: I think just like a couple of days ago and looking it up, it's actually being played in Brian Texas, which is just neighboring College Station.

    Speaker A: Okay, that makes sense enough because Texas is probably the host school.

    Speaker B: Maybe.

    Speaker B: I don't know.

    Speaker C: I have to say off Texas most pot with Brian Texas, too.

    Speaker A: We call him Bry Tex in his inner circle.

    Speaker C: And.

    Speaker A: You might shred the brick, but you don't shred the bricks, man.

    Speaker A: The brick shreds you.

    Speaker A: Brian is a crazy m***********.

    Speaker B: The nickname for Brian Texas, by the way.

    Speaker B: I pulled it up on Wikipedia.

    Speaker B: The Good Life Texas style.

    Speaker B: So is that, like, not as good of a life?

    Speaker A: I want no part of it.

    Speaker C: So many guns.

    Speaker A: We have a lot of Texas listeners that I don't want to send you guys, but if anyone ever promised, like, a night out, say I just traveled to Texas for a weekend anywhere in Texas.

    Speaker A: Awesome.

    Speaker A: What's this bar like?

    Speaker A: Oh, it's the good life, Texas style.

    Speaker A: I am going home.

    Speaker A: I don't want to find out what that means.

    Speaker A: What's this podcast like?

    Speaker A: The good podcast, Texas style.

    Speaker UNK: Exactly.

    Speaker A: That doesn't work in any other line of communication where you just pause and say, Texas style.

    Speaker A: We're either talking about toast or football.

    Speaker A: If it's not either of those two things, I want out, get me the f*** out of there.

    Speaker C: Hey, I would also add Mexican food.

    Speaker C: Texas style.

    Speaker C: Mexican food.

    Speaker A: Okay, we come on, Tex Mex.

    Speaker A: I love that.

    Speaker A: Yeah, but you call it Tex Mex, you wouldn't be like, hey, Mexican food.

    Speaker A: We're going to a Mexican food, Benny.

    Speaker A: Texas style.

    Speaker A: That would never happen.

    Speaker A: That's never happened in the history of dining in the state of Texas.

    Speaker A: Here's Texas enjoy it.

    Speaker A: And yes, I will enjoy it because text Mex is delicious.

    Speaker B: All right, so first I looked up where they're playing.

    Speaker A: Let's keep talking about this.

    Speaker B: They're playing at Traditions Club.

    Speaker B: They're hosted by Texas A and M, which is an A and M school.

    Speaker B: Texas style.

    Speaker B: And they are.

    Speaker B: Why would you say that?

    Speaker B: First, I'm actually more mad because we could have played in Stockton, which is like my family's home turf.

    Speaker B: They were going to play at the Reserve at Spaniels Park.

    Speaker B: That's an actual host course in Stockton, California.

    Speaker B: So good for Stockton, California.

    Speaker B: Getting back on the map.

    Speaker B: Love to see it.

    Speaker B: The number one seed there is Arizona State.

    Speaker B: Number two seed there is Washington.

    Speaker B: And number three seed is Stanford.

    Speaker A: Number five seed is Oregon.

    Speaker B: Why are we not playing in frickin Stockton anyway?

    Speaker C: We're playing in regional, Texas style.

    Speaker A: We want that Texas style golf, baby.

    Speaker B: All right, so I kind of like our regional a lot better, to be honest.

    Speaker B: So Pepperdine is number one.

    Speaker B: I feel like they're probably good at golf.

    Speaker C: Yeah, for sure.

    Speaker A: Good at golf.

    Speaker A: So we ages rule of being.

    Speaker C: There is not one kid that goes to Pepperdine whose dad was not playing golf more than their father's house.

    Speaker A: If you went to Pepperdine, you have a country club.

    Speaker A: Country club membership.

    Speaker A: We are casting a lot of stereotypes in this episode.

    Speaker A: I'm here for it.

    Speaker B: Like I said, Pepperdine.

    Speaker B: And then in brackets, West Coast Conference.

    Speaker B: Yeah, but then none of the other schools really have their conferences next to them.

    Speaker B: But you didn't know where Pepperdine was or are there multiple Pepperdine?

    Speaker B: I don't know.

    Speaker B: Anyways, then number two is Texas A and M.

    Speaker B: F*** them.

    Speaker B: Number three is Georgia.

    Speaker B: Number four is Tennessee.

    Speaker A: They're going to eat us.

    Speaker B: Number five is Kansas.

    Speaker B: Six.

    Speaker B: Arizona, seven.

    Speaker B: Michigan State, eight SMU.

    Speaker B: And then brackets again.

    Speaker B: American Athletic Conference.

    Speaker A: Oh, it's nine.

    Speaker B: Power, 510.

    Speaker B: Oregon State chop them.

    Speaker B: Eleven Colorado State, twelve Southeastern Louisiana and 13 Texas Southern.

    Speaker B: And then we have ten individuals competing, which is tied for the most on with two other regional sites.

    Speaker A: It's Tiger Woods.

    Speaker A: One of the individuals?

    Speaker B: No.

    Speaker B: The number one individual is Canon Claycomb.

    Speaker C: That is the f****** coolest name.

    Speaker C: Anybody we've talked about?

    Speaker C: Where Pepperdine?

    Speaker B: No.

    Speaker A: Soda?

    Speaker B: No.

    Speaker B: Alabama.

    Speaker A: Cannon.

    Speaker C: What was his name again?

    Speaker B: Canon Claycomb.

    Speaker A: I smoked pot with Canon Clay comb.

    Speaker C: I smoked pot from a Cannon.

    Speaker C: Claycomb.

    Speaker B: Are these real people?

    Speaker B: There's a guy named Justin Gums.

    Speaker B: Thomas Ponder, Evan White.

    Speaker B: These are not real.

    Speaker B: Then there's somebody in here.

    Speaker A: Wait.

    Speaker B: Amarick Luciott.

    Speaker A: The next two.

    Speaker A: Did you see the next two individuals?

    Speaker A: Jp Lafferty, Daniel and Gilmore.

    Speaker A: Happy Mr.

    Speaker A: Gilmore.

    Speaker A: Mr.

    Speaker A: Lafferty will be teeing up.

    Speaker C: I was watching that movie last night.

    Speaker B: I mean, we're a week ahead on this, though, because they don't play till Monday the 16th.

    Speaker B: But let's just get out there to get the Beaver FAM ready for regionals.

    Speaker B: The good life.

    Speaker B: Texas style.

    Speaker B: Oregon State golf.

    Speaker A: Texas style.

    Speaker A: Go beach.

    Speaker A: The gold jacket.

    Speaker A: Yours sure is going to choke.

    Speaker B: This is why we're called clowns on Benny's House.

    Speaker A: This is why we're called clowns on me.

    Speaker A: Anyone from Benny's House who's listening?

    Speaker A: First of all, we're not sorry.

    Speaker A: We're having too much fun to be f****** sorry.

    Speaker A: We've been here.

    Speaker A: It's 10:40 P.m.

    Speaker A: Central time.

    Speaker A: F***.

    Speaker A: I don't want to work tomorrow.

    Speaker A: I'm not going to.

    Speaker C: I'll take the day off, too.

    Speaker C: I think I'll take the day off.

    Speaker A: I'm going to move into some shoutouts.

    Speaker A: Good luck to both Oregon State men's and women's golf in your respective tournaments.

    Speaker A: I don't know what the f*** just happened.

    Speaker A: Also, in terms of Oregon State baseball, we talked about Stephen Kwan, who's had a great start to his major League baseball career at the plate.

    Speaker A: We talked about him as a slaps hitter, just hitting it where they ain't.

    Speaker A: He actually kind of went opposite and hit his first dinger since our last episode.

    Speaker A: And you could be led to believe, based on the audio you have access to, he said, f*** the belligerent Beaves.

    Speaker A: Sorry.

    Speaker B: You're welcome.

    Speaker A: Steven, we love you.

    Speaker A: Sorry.

    Speaker A: You're welcome.

    Speaker A: Thank you.

    Speaker A: Whatever works.

    Speaker A: Also, we missed Abelang's first Major League Soccer goal.

    Speaker A: For FC Dallas, which awesome goal by the way.

    Speaker A: We're going to link to it in a belated social media post, but FC Dallas was down sort of at the death against arrivals Houston and Seki tied the game up in the 87th minute and then minutes later they got another goal to win and since then FC Dallas has been playing awesome with SIKI getting lots of playing time and they're like I think the third right now in the Western Conference.

    Speaker A: So shout out Sikhi.

    Speaker A: Also rookie Oregon State soccer player Sofia Jafar has been playing a lot for DC United and on that same note Minnesota United defensive midfielder Hasani Datson towards the training.

    Speaker A: F****** sucks.

    Speaker A: Just head surgery.

    Speaker A: Hassani Dosen out for the season which is devastating for the Loons.

    Speaker A: My MLS but also just my favorite MLS player and obviously probably the favorite of a lot of MLS fans.

    Speaker A: Listen to this podcast.

    Speaker A: So Hasani, just stay strong man.

    Speaker A: Get well soon and we know you'll be back better than ever.

    Speaker A: So tough news for the former Oregon State midfielder.

    Speaker A: So get well soon.

    Speaker C: Hassani and I would argue correctly if I'm wrong Terry, but Hassani would be considered widely to be the best soccer player from Oregon State that's playing soccer and at least in MLS right now.

    Speaker A: He certainly was getting the most run of every team in the League at his position.

    Speaker A: From the Loon standpoint, we relied on him pretty heavily.

    Speaker A: It's hard just like with soccer because it's like guys who are defensive midfielders don't rack up a lot of stats.

    Speaker A: But also Hasani tended to be involved in goals a lot, right?

    Speaker A: The most notable and he was off to a great start this year too.

    Speaker A: He was playing really well.

    Speaker A: So sucks for him.

    Speaker A: Sucks for Minnesota.

    Speaker A: But I saw a post of his Instagram account said surgery went well, he's in good spirits and be back before you know it.

    Speaker A: So sucks for Sasani but also on the MLS front.

    Speaker A: Happy to see guys like Sikhi and Sophie on getting lots of playing time early in their careers for their respective clubs.

    Speaker A: So good testament for just the strength of the Oregon statement.

    Speaker A: Soccer program right now.

    Speaker A: Also set off ball finishing up.

    Speaker A: It's a bi week this past weekend.

    Speaker A: We'll be getting back on the field against University of Utah.

    Speaker A: Good showing this week.

    Speaker A: Might get us into the NCAA tournament.

    Speaker A: Keep those fingers crossed.

    Speaker A: Do anything you can to send some positive energy that seems way to get into the tournament.

    Speaker A: Pray to whatever gods you need to do whatever moon, stars, human sacrifice.

    Speaker A: Not that part.

    Speaker A: Just kidding, but not really to help this team qualify because we've been believers in this team since the get go and just the more experience the better.

    Speaker A: So hoping to see Oregon said softball sweep Utah to end the season and the regular season on a good note and get into the tournament proper where they can make some noise and put this ugly losing streak behind us, please.

    Speaker A: All right.

    Speaker A: Good episode, you guys.

    Speaker A: Jp, before we get out of here, can you talk about the birthday giveaways that we have for this Wednesday on Twitter spaces starting at 08:00 P.m..

    Speaker A: Pacific time.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: So make sure you guys jump on like if you can't make it eight, there's going to be stuff going all night.

    Speaker B: We'll interject to all the people are talking and make sure we do some freebies for you guys.

    Speaker B: We've got some Belligerent beef's logo tees that will be giving away until wall supplies last.

    Speaker B: So we'll let you know in that moment is during the Twitter spaces.

    Speaker B: We will also have some chop them script logo T's given away.

    Speaker B: At a certain point in the night, we will be giving away three year long mini baby Patreon memberships, which is the three dollar a month tier.

    Speaker B: The only way you need to enter that is just retweet the spaces.

    Speaker B: Once you're in, just retweet join in that's $36 plus all the access to Benny's bonus Belligerents first dibs merch drops, discord access the newsletter that Terry still needs to write.

    Speaker B: Also a shout out.

    Speaker A: It's going to be so f****** good when it happens.

    Speaker B: Podcast and then we're figuring this out and I'm going to put this out tomorrow.

    Speaker B: But you'll probably have already seen this by the time this happened, which means yesterday.

    Speaker A: I seen this out yesterday.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: Maybe today if this editing gets done quickly.

    Speaker A: But maybe two days ago.

    Speaker B: Maybe.

    Speaker B: Yeah.

    Speaker B: Who knows, it could be any time.

    Speaker B: Just to stay on your toes, we're going to do some Bay base, buy you beers, deliveries where you will just have to pre register in like a form, give us your address, make sure that's your home, make sure that you're on the spaces and we will deliver you some beer from us to you for free during the spaces.

    Speaker B: During the spaces.

    Speaker B: Maybe right before, but yeah, you'll drink them.

    Speaker B: You have to also drink all the beers on the spaces.

    Speaker A: Yeah.

    Speaker A: So if your delivery driver is late, then you just have to smash that s***.

    Speaker B: Tune in Joyce on her birthday.

    Speaker B: It's one year ago.

    Speaker B: We probably recorded our first episode.

    Speaker B: I created 862 days ago.

    Speaker B: Our first episode was released exactly.

    Speaker A: And we've only gotten more ridiculous since then.

    Speaker A: It's crazy.

    Speaker A: We're aging like a fine box of Franzia sitting in the sun at a research Stadium, tailgate on the west side before it was rebuilt.

    Speaker A: It's the life of luxury from all of us here at the Belligerent Beasts podcast.

    Speaker A: Thank you for tuning in once again.

    Speaker A: My name is Terry Horseman at Terry Horseman on Twitter, at Terrence Horseman on Instagram.

    Speaker A: Joined as I always am by my very intelligent, articulate, beautiful and handsome cohost, JP Bertram at thetrialj on Twitter.

    Speaker A: He's too trial to be real.

    Speaker A: And at JP Bertram on Instagram.

    Speaker A: And of course, Benjamin Lawrence Sebastian Weh, aka Benny with the good quoff Benny L 1986 on your social media channels.

    Speaker A: He's the mastermind behind Benny's bonus belligerence and I believe we're going to record another episode of that s*** once we're done with this.

    Speaker A: So thank you again for tuning in.

    Speaker A: Join us on Twitter spaces on Wednesday, may 11 for our first birthday party the best first birthday party ever in all of podcasting history.

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    Speaker A: Join the Patreon join everything hit us up on Twitter Instagram Facebook MySpace Friendster itunes, AOL instant messenger we'll get back to you at some point.

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