The Maalik Murphy Era Begins at Oregon State
JP Bertram JP Bertram

The Maalik Murphy Era Begins at Oregon State

That didn’t take long, did it? Just nine days ago, we asked “Will it be Johnson’s time to shine? Or will an experienced portal addition take the reins?” Well, HAPPY BELLIGEMAS, indeed, Beaver fam! The quarterback room in Corvallis got a significant upgrade with the addition of 6'5", 230-pound redshirt sophomore Maalik Murphy.

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Beavs vs. Cougs: A Battle of the Besties Game Preview
JP Bertram JP Bertram

Beavs vs. Cougs: A Battle of the Besties Game Preview

This Saturday isn’t just another game for Oregon State; it’s their season on the line. With bowl eligibility hanging by a thread, Oregon State’s clash against No. 25 Washington State is a must-win. Can the Beavs channel the magic of Reser Stadium to defy the odds, or will the Cougs play Senior Day spoiler in Corvallis?

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Beavers in Crisis: Oregon State Football’s Struggles Demand a Reckoning
JP Bertram JP Bertram

Beavers in Crisis: Oregon State Football’s Struggles Demand a Reckoning

In a season that began with high hopes, Oregon State football now faces a harsh reality check. Following a crushing 28-0 loss to Air Force, the Beavers find themselves grappling with more than just X’s and O’s—they’re confronting a crisis of identity. As Terry remarked on the podcast, "Yeah, no plan. I think that's a pretty good summation of what we watched on Saturday afternoon."

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Oregon State basketball’s 4-0 Start Feels Like the Beginning of Something Special
JP Bertram JP Bertram

Oregon State basketball’s 4-0 Start Feels Like the Beginning of Something Special

Oregon State men’s basketball is making noise in a way few expected, storming to a dominant 4-0 start with wins by 19 points or more. This isn’t just a team—it’s a collective, with depth, trust, and chemistry radiating on the court. Led by Damarco Minor’s unselfish playmaking and the imposing presence of players like Parsa Fallah and Nate Kingz, the Beavers are rewriting the narrative in Corvallis.

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In Praise Of Jaden & Joshua
Terry Horstman Terry Horstman

In Praise Of Jaden & Joshua

In a business that awards departing, how do we adequately celebrate last men standing? In a world where it pays more to get out, what is left behind for those who stay home?

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The Wildly Mixed Emotions of a Beaver Fan
Grant Lasselle Grant Lasselle

The Wildly Mixed Emotions of a Beaver Fan

Just like a teenager or a TikTok Mommy Blogger, I have felt all the feels over the past weekend. I’ve been depressed, angry, sad, confused, and felt misunderstood. I’ve seen people who are supposedly on the same team as I am have wildly different takes that sometimes make me wonder if any of this is even worth it anymore. 

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A Fan’s Lament
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

A Fan’s Lament

Almost a decade later, I can still remember the feeling I had when I saw the first image of Mike Riley in a Nebraska polo. It was disorienting—something that had always seemed so familiar suddenly being so foreign. I had a friend who drove a 1970s VW Bus in college. It was creamsicle orange and had surf company stickers in the back window. As his time in Corvallis wound down, he decided to sell it. I never left the area, and neither did that VW bus.

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Beaver Nation Passes the Vibe Check
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

Beaver Nation Passes the Vibe Check

To quote Ice Cube, “Today was a good day.” It’s always a great day to be a Beaver, but today was probably one of the better vibes days I can ever remember in Beaver Nation. There was almost zero to complain about, from coaching decisions to player execution to the score…heck I didn’t even see anyone complaining about the announcers for once.

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The Time For Talk IS Over
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

The Time For Talk IS Over

As Beavers, we’ve become accustomed to disappointment. Growing up whenever I watched an OSU game with my grandfather, at some point he would invariably say something along the lines of “I wonder how we’ll flub it up this time.” No matter the sport, no matter the situation, we’re geared to expect the worst.

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Well, This Sucks
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

Well, This Sucks

Loss affects everyone differently. When a loved one dies unexpectedly, everyone in the family reacts differently. Some will look for who to blame: God, the doctors, someone you can sue, etc. Some will make it about themselves, making a post on Instagram and talking about how Meemaw died just after they got to the hospital, “as if she was waiting just for me to finally say goodbye.” Some will just close themselves off from the world, preferring to be alone with their feelings.

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Is This The End?
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

Is This The End?

The Pac-12….er….Pac-10…..er….Pac-9 has been through tough times before. Founded in 1915 as the Pacific Coast Conference, it actually died for a few years in the late 1950s after the University of Washington was found to be illegally paying players in 1956, then everyone turned on everyone else and ratted each other out for doing the same thing…..a great read on the history of the conference can be found here in a piece titled ‘Modern NCAA Conference Commissioner was Forged in Fiery Destruction of the Pacific Coast Conference.’

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A Last-Minute Oregon State 2023 NFL Mock Draft
Terry Horstman Terry Horstman

A Last-Minute Oregon State 2023 NFL Mock Draft

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. Another NFL Draft Weekend is upon us and this one could showcase a healthy amount of Oregon State flavor.

Here’s where I have the Beaver NFL hopefuls going in a full, somewhat admittedly optimistic, seven-round mock draft.

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Perception Is Not Reality
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

Perception Is Not Reality

For years, I’ve been hearing about the Beaver Bias (shoutout The Payton Years!). Most of the time, I try to figure out if it’s really a thing, or if there’s some other reason and it’s mostly my fandom coming through.

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A Glimpse of Hope for the Future
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

A Glimpse of Hope for the Future

Patience is not a word that has any value in the college sports landscape these days. Message boards and Twitter consistently light up with messages calling for the firing of coaches after every single loss. A quality win on Thursday can be completely forgotten about by Saturday if the team has a poor shooting night.

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The Belligerent Beavs story (The Movie) [Screenplay]
JP Bertram JP Bertram

The Belligerent Beavs story (The Movie) [Screenplay]

TERRY: (dejectedly)

I can't believe it's been ten years since we graduated from college.

JP: (optimistically)

Yeah, time flies. But you know what hasn't changed? Our love for the Beavers.

BENNY: (nodding)

And our love for beer.

Terry gets an idea.

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Beaver Bowl Game Flashbacks
Andy Lasselle Andy Lasselle

Beaver Bowl Game Flashbacks

Not since the Alamo in 2012 has there been this kind of excitement for a bowl. A bowl game, for that matter. That year, the Beavs started 6-0 with wins over ranked Wisconsin and UCLA along the way. The Beavs were ranked in the top 20 for three straight months and played Texas in the Alamo Bowl. That combination (nine-win regular season, quality bowl that OSU had never been to, good destination, prestigious opponent) fueled fan fervor and made it a “must attend” event for many Beaver fans.

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